sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

epic-vines:

DID YOU BRING PROTECTION
Vine by: Elton Castee

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall)